Author Archives: sean
40 Things: Galalshiels – Hawick – Longsands – Carlisle: Monday 2nd Sept
The young gent with the three McDonalds stars on his apron leaned over my table nervously as I tucked into my sausage and egg Mcmuffin. “The manageress has asked if you could move your tent in twenty minutes, as you’re on private property”. I grunted with a nod and replied in the affirmative. That’s the … Continue reading
Every home should have one
I bought a dickhead detector And placed it upon my own head It looks a lot like a cowboy hat But it’s a dickhead detector instead Now every time I’m minding my own business Some dickhead will yell out “yeehaa”! Seems like this dickhead detector Works pretty well, so far
It could happen for you:
The irrestible force met the immovable object And both invented a concept called Brunch; It was simpler than standing around arguing Over which of them would pay for lunch The chicken and the egg stopped puzzling And joined them in the feast And the question of which them got there first Didn’t bother … Continue reading
40 Things: Get Pedalling – Sunday 1st Sept
Never mind your legs, it’s in your head where it hits you the hardest. Legs can keep going, see. All you have to do at the beginning of the journey is tell yourself that you’re going to get wet, that you’re going to be tired, and that you’re going to ache in places that you’ve … Continue reading
40 Things: Item 22 – Volunteer For Something.
It was a weekend in which I entrusted my life to Karma. It was a weekend where I was supposed to be somewhere else, doing something else. And more importantly, it was a weekend in which I finally came to understand that, no matter how good our intentions, we are all the universes playthings. To … Continue reading