Author Archives: sean
40 Things: Item 24 – Go To Bingo, And Constantly Remind All Concerned It’s My First Time.
The drab monotony of a Wednesday morning is pretty much the same as the drab monotony of any other morning, except that there’s usually a shaft of sunlight poking through in the fact that the weekend’s been sighted off the port bow. Half the week’s work’s about to be behind you, and given that I … Continue reading
40 Things: Item 32 – Beat The Gaffer At Chess
10:25 pm. “What’s this”? “It’s the current item 6: Invent an interestingly flavoured loaf of bread every week”. “So this flavour is….”? “Jack Daniels bread”. (Many noises of slurping and grunting followed). “Mmmph. Not bad”. The Gaffer steadily continued to cut himself another corner of bread until the loaf began to take on a hexagonal … Continue reading
40 Things: Setting Forth
Right then, New Year, new missions. I figured I’d get the easy stuff out of the way first, and build up to the tough stuff. Six months to achieve 40 things pretty much means ticking off two a week. So, start with what you know, I say… Item #6: Invent an interestingly – … Continue reading
“To stand shoulder to shoulder and heart to heart….”
Sorry mate, but I only just heard about it today, thanks to a quick check of Lemmy’s facebook. He’s got all the pictures of the flowers at the funeral up on there, and in the middle of them all sits your picture. I had to check and double check a couple of times, and when … Continue reading
Something to get the train on the tracks….
….I’m not saying this is how you’re supposed to do it, I’m just saying this is what works for me, right? You will need: A Food Blender (don’t go mad, you can pick ’em up fairly cheap; mine cost about twenty quid from Asda, I think. Mind you, get a cheap one and … Continue reading